Tis the season for homemade porn
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It's times like these that people stumble upon 2oceansvibe for the first time and reckon that it's content is verging on porn. I don't think we've mentioned sex tapes on this website since Paris Hilton's tape over a year ago (it seems). After a long sex-tape-scandal break, we get two reports in one week! Colin Farrell at the beginning of the week and now, more importantly, Carolyn Murphy.

"I own you"

Just to fill you in, Carolyn Murphy took over from Elizabeth Hurley as the face of Estee Lauder. She was VH1/Vogue's Model of the year a few years back and has done plench work for design houses like Prada, Versace, Gucci and Dolce & Gabbana. So we're talking good bone structure here. Quality stuff. A far cry from chain-smoking Colin Farrell and his ex-Playboy Playmate sex video. Apparently Murphy's hard-core tape was filmed on honeymoon in Barbados with Jake Schroeder, her ex-husband (who hates her) a couple years back. Among other nice things he has said about her, he also mentioned that "Carolyn is as fake as her new tits". Hilarious!

"I'm scared. Please protect me"

Now we certainly do not condone the theft and distribution of these tapes which are obviously private property. But if you think we're not going to take a peek when they do arrive, you're very mistaken.

"I love watching you. Make me laugh, darling"

The tape is still doing it's rounds and, like the Farrell tape, will be freely available in no time, I'm sure. Again, we do not condone the distribution of this kind of private property be we will definitely point you in the right direction when it becomes available.

And heres one more pic of the Murphmeister, just for good measure.

Very cuck

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Seth Rotherham
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2oceansvibe.com
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