Melbourne teen party animal taking things to another level [permalink]
This kid is fucking hysterical! Our boy threw a party, a-la Risky Business, whilst his folks were away and rang up a $20,000 bill for damage to property and cars, as well as the expenses for the entire police force having to deal with the 500 strong crowd of kids throwing missiles. It got so bad they had to get a fucking HELICOPTER in the sky!
These parties don't ever actually happen. Parents fear them and movies exaggerate them, but it never really happens. And then came Corey Delaney who has been ALL OVER the news for the last couple of days, doing interviews and MOCKING presenters as he goes along.
Corey Delaney - rules!
This is his time
Here is the first one where the presenter insists that he apologises. "No," he tells them. The presenter asks him what he would say, hindsight, to other kids planning on having a party. "Get me to organise it," came the response! Then, at the end, the presenter says he should take some time off and have a good look at himself... And just wait till you hear his final line he pumps her with. This kid is OUT OF THE PARK!!!! Oh, and he REFUSES to ever take off his sunglasses.
Ever.
What a BEAUT!
And then, today, the Ozzie news media have learnt that he is YET to speak to his parents since the party! Are you getting this? His parents arrived home to the destroyed home and legal bill, and STILL HAVEN'T SEEN HIM!
HIS PARENTS ARE TALKING TO HIM VIA THE NEWS NETWORKS
AND INTERVIEWS ON RADIO AND TV.
ARE YOU SEARIOUSLY UNDERSTANDING THIS?
It's too funny!
So the news stations located him today, fucking CHILLING on the beach, DEFIANT! God, it's beautiful to watch!
Check out the most recent interview, featuring those now famous shades:
