Bath full of chocolate up for grabs in Cosmopolitan competition
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So Cosmopolitan Magazine are celebrating the launch of their new website and have invented this new competition out of thin air which let's you stand a chance of winning a BATH full of Lindt Ludor chocolate balls! How many balls is that, I hear you ask? I can't give you the exact number of balls (certainly more than, say, a football side), but I can confirm that it weighs in the region of 80kg - which is pretty much the same amount of weight you will gain on your hips and arse if you ate it all.

Blondes prefer balls

Shit, that chick in the pic is as pleased as punch, isn't she! Hey baby shoes, you like all of that chocky choc choc? Does the little angel want to eat some of those balls? I think she does! Naughty, babba!

Sorry about that - it's just a bit much, you know - naked chicks in baths, with all those balls around - one's mind can lose track of what to do or say.

Moving SWIFTLY on - I would prefer if you guys and girls out there could spread the odds out a bit with this competition and SHARE the 80kg of chocolate balls - I couldn't quite imagine the state of your waist, skin and tummy at the end of that! It's not really how we behave, as part of the 2oceansvibe family..

Ok, the competition...

COSMOPOLITAN LINDT CHOCOLATE COMPETITION RULES

Ready? Ok. This is it. It's very quick and it's very simple.

Simply take a photograph of the actual web URL (the letters) www.cosmopolitan.co.za written in a "clever and creative" way and send it in to win@cosmopolitan.co.za.
 
Jpeg images must not be bigger than 1Mb.

Competition closes June 10.

I swear to you - that is all you gotta do.

Cool. So go on and send your entries to win@cosmopolitan.co.za asap!
Competition closes 10 June. Top five photo's will be on the Cosmo website from 16 June, at which point final voting will be opened to the Cosmo readers.

The winner will be announced on the 4th of July!

That's it! Good luck!

In keeping with the "vibe," we'll end off this article with this link to "Chef" from South Park's song entitled "Chocolate Salty Balls."

Quite fitting, I thought...


Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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