A good thing
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It's something I've been meaning to chat about. The 'dimples of Venus'. Seth's medical advisor, Dr Gomez, imparted the knowledge some time ago. Let me explain it to you.

First we need to explain exactly where the dimples of Venus are. Pretend you're looking at a woman's bum. Is that nice? Now cast your eyes about four centimeters up the spine from the top of the bum. Now, if lady luck is looking down on you, you'll notice two dimples to the left and right of the spine - one on either side - about two to three centimeters on either side of the spine. They're not there? Sorry about that.

If you look like this, please call Seth

Ok, so now that we know what we're talking about, you're probably wondering why they're such a good thing. Apparently, (according to my medical advisor) if your partner has these 'Dimples of Venus', there is a good chance that she won't turn into a pork sword later in life. I'm not saying it's a definite, I'm saying there is a BETTER chance than if they weren't there. That's right! Keep an eye out, kids. Not that you weren't already - they are the most gorgeous things.

So there you have it, today's New-Saying Information Pack. Short and sweet.

Actually, while we're dealing with new sayings, now is a great time to exercise one of the classic sound-like-you're-a-caring-person sayings. With everyone moaning about this revolting rain we're getting in Cape Town, it's the perfect time to say things (with feeling) like "Thank God! It's GREAT for the dams" - referring to the empty dams filling up with rain water.

BANG! Just like that! People will think you're sweet and caring.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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