In a classic God against Satan reality clash [permalink]
It has all the makings of a great biblical clash! Like that time in Jericho when Moses fed doves to all those people on Noah's yacht and everyone was smoking olive branches and Noah parted the sea and Kelly Slater surfed passed on a crucifix. Remember? It was hectique! Judas was inside LYING to everyone as usual. Cocks were crowing - fuck it was mayhem!
I've clearly been in another world for the last week because it looks like good is attempting to overcome evil again, in the form of Katie Holmes (God) going for a separation vibe from Tom Cruise (Satan). Ja, like that'll happen. You'll find it tricky to get away from Tom after he removes your spleen with his mind. Check out this vibe in one of trash media's most respected tabloids, Star Magazine.
Don't cry mommy? Come on, guys.
Christ, they must have sold a fuck load of that issue. Even chicks who REFUSE to buy tabloid mags wouldn't be able to resist a pic of an adorable lonely-looking semi-brainwashed child, with the words "don't cry mommy" next to it. Come on, guys - you PUSHED it there!
Shame, I knew this would happen. You might remember three years back when they were first getting together. We did our bit. That was before it turned into a clusterfuck. I wouldn't mind taking Katie for round two, mind. That's what a lot of the guys are saying these days. Let them learn... there's less of a rush the second time around. Although, with Katie, you never know. It could VERY easily be a carefully crafted plan of Tom's to get into my mind and enable him (Tom) to get into your minds via 2oceansvibe and take over your soul. We can't let that happen. That is why, right now, I am giving you my solemn vow never to bone Katie Holmes. That is how much I love you. Right there. FACT.
You'll enjoy this very recent interview with Jason Beghe, the actor from CSI, Everwood and Numb3rs, who has recently escaped the grips of Scientology. He was one of its highest ranking members and one day he realised what was going on and he got the fuck out. Check out this STUNNING video where he basically tears the religion apart, limb by limb.
