As the Rand/Pound exchange rate gets sexual
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Wow! I wasn't taking this week's PlayEuroMillions lottery too seriously, until I took note of the exchange rate - 1 Pound is currently buying the boys R16.10 - Hectique! So basically that means that today's lottery is standing at R340,000,000. Another way to say that is "three hundred and forty BARS." That's a fuckload of money. I also like it written like this, R340 million.

Although it's not as high as the previous jackpots, it is still over the quarter of a billion mark, which is the point at which you'll get my attention. There are quite a few things one can buy with that kind of loot. Not LEAST of which is just under 15 thousand hours (@ $3,000 an hour) with New York governor Eliot Spitzer's hooker, Ashley Alexandra Dupre. Nice!

But on a serious note (you weren't being serious back there?), I'll probably have to buy something immediately. Something cheap, but just something to relax me, before I start looking at jets and shit. Like this property I found on the Dogon Group website in Bakoven, just next to Camps Bay. Right on the beach - this is a big deal. It's R45 million. Please man - I'll piss on that!

R45 million
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We've chatted before about the other toys that we'll be getting. Whilst the jackpot is not a BILLION Rand, it's still enough to do the Sikorsky S-76C++ helicopter and a share in a brand new private jet. You can also buy an island if you want. That's if you have enough time after all the entertaining you'll be doing for all of your new friends who love you for who you are. Beautiful angels everywhere, laughing hysterically at the simplest of jokes spilling out your mouth with every gulp of Dom.

God, you are a legend! Look at you! Everybody LOVES you!

Let's CELEBRATE!

5 HOURS LEFT PEOPLE!

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Seth Rotherham
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