That looks you in the mouth, and feeds you
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We recently showed you the destruction of our beloved Metropolitan Golf club and Green Point Stadium which is making way for the creation of an Olympic sized Opera House. We lamented about how sad it was to not be able to catch a quick nine on the Atlantic after work any more.

And that was that. We had a little moan and then we left it.

But then I started to remember that it wasn't just the golf course and the stadium and the neighbours and the gay brothel that were being effected by this annihilation....

Did anyone actually stop and think about the HORSES?

"Silver" does not bite the hand that feeds him

Has anyone ever actually noticed that the South African Police horses LIVE on Fritz Sonnenberg Road? Right in between the old stadium and the golf course. People are running amok moaning and groaning about property prices and disruption to the peace and God knows what else, but no-one has even spared a though for one of God's most beautiful and non-racist creatures, The Horse.

We had already saved the lives of about five children the other morning, so The P.A. and I decided on a fresh new task for the afternoon and made a trip to Pick n Pay to buy some carrots, followed by a FEAST with the horses.

MNANDI?

Piglet feeds "Black Beauty"

"Silver" enjoys the timeless carrot/penis joke
  

Do to your neighbour as you would want done to you.

See what I did there? Neighbour.

Like the sound a horse makes - neigh (click here for a cheeky little neigh!)

I know! It's mental here!

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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