On Ocean View Drive
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I keep wanting to work on my London and L.A. memoirs, but this crazy town keeps on giving me other urgent things to talk about. Like this bizarre road accident.

The Roofer, The Entrepreneur and I were driving to the airport at about 07h30 on a very nippy Saturday morning, en route to East London and, ultimately, King Williams Town. When, on the steep part at the end of Ocean View Drive, just before the traffic lights, we saw this little whoopsie.

What the fuck happened here?

Like a dog, the Merc sniffs the Golf from behind

The detective in all of us got to work and we decided that the green car must have come screaming up the road, hit the wall on the other side, spun around, and landed as is.

We were all pleased with the decision and were about to depart when we noticed something that blew our case completely out the water.

The fucking gear lock was on! So this car was PARKED here! So someone obviously came up the road, lost control, and rammed the Golf into the Merc.

But the front of the car wasn't touched at all! We can see the front wheel is fucked. Could the Golf have been pushed so far up the Merc from that alone?

Or did the Merc ram the Golf.

God knows.

Imagine trying to sneak out of a chick's house after a one night stand and being presented with a muff show like that!

Shame.

thanks charlie
Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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