And finally, a word on the awesome Rob Fleck
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I think we all knew that at the rate I was gong at the start of the week, that there would HAVE to be a day with no articles. Yesterday was that day and it tears me up inside that I upset you. God knows how much I love you.

But now it is Friday and it is QUITE glorious! I bought a new scooter yesterday to get me to and from the safe house and the beach. I can see it coming into play later today. It will also be interesting to see if my Mother reads this paragraph and what her response is to the scooter. It's not really like a motorbike, Mum, and it's just to get from the safe house to the beach and back. And you know I'm a good driver.

"I know Darling, but it's the other guys on the roads that I'm worried about"

Yes, Mum, I know - but you don't come across anyone else on the roads using the secret routes that I take down to the beach.

So I went to Long Street on Wednesday night to fart around with the Kitesurfer and the C. A. We popped into Royale Burger and witnessed quite a sight. At the other table on the road next to us was a group of people having a good time. Clearly a little pissed, they were waiting for some friends to arrive. From the sounds of things the friends were in their car, coming towards the restaurant along Long Street. The loudest of the group jumped up from the table and walked over to the edge of the pavement so that he could wave his arms above his head to signal to the oncoming car as to the location of the restaurant. Now when one waves one's hands above one's head, it is very normal for one's t-shirt hem to lift above one's naval. It is however NOT very normal for there to be a fucking 9mm pistol attached to one's penis, sticking out the top of one's jean pant.

You fucking idiot!

Everyone in the front of the restaurant stopped eating and just stared at the buffoon. CAN YOU HONESTLY TELL ME THAT YOU DON'T REALISE YOU HAVE A HAND CANNON STICKING OUT OF YOUR GROIN? Furthermore, do you not think that it frightens other people? If you aren't aware of the gun then you shouldn't have one. That kind of shit only feeds the problem, bru. You're scaring people. It's not cool. Why do you behave like that? Did your Father use to touch you?

Speaking of touching and incest, I am told there is a lot of in-fucking at Investec. People are calling it Incestec. BRILLIANT!

We popped in to Zula lounge to watch Chris Tait and his band, Tait, play. These boys know rock and they give it to you. Such talent and so tight. If you get a chance to see these guys, do it. They have their own flavour and their own unique image - a very good mix of minds. Check out their gigs here.

I had a drink and a bite to eat at the new Sandbar in Camps Bay last night. I was sitting with Rob Fleck and he said that I had never mentioned him on 2oceansvibe. I think now would be a wonderful opportunity to let you all know how incredible Rob Fleck is. Not only is he good looking with a striking nose, but he also has such a wonderful nature about him. I don't know if you know, but Rob is becoming an auctioneer. That's right, an auctioneer. He is such a multi-talented individual. God bless you, Rob Fleck.

Having a drink at Waku (above Wakami in Mouille Point) later today. I hope the waiters remember to remove the caps from the beers before they leave the table. I also hope they don't stand next to me and throw ice at their friend down below, over the road. I also hope I don't have to ask the barman 3 times for a sushi menu. I also hope the waiters don't spill entire glasses of wine over my friends' backs. I also hope that when we order sushi for four people, that they don't rape us and bring sushi for seven people.

Chat later.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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