Finally we are rid of the pain that is Tim Henman
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There has been mass discussion of late as to what will become of 'Henman Hill' at Wimbledon - the raised piece of earth outside the Wimbledon Tennis arena where spectators perch themselves and watch the matches on a big screen. It seems they have found a solution - thanks to the Scotsman, Andy Murray. They're changing the name to 'Murray's Mount'!

Whaaaah! It's too special for words!

Please dear God make the name stick because it will be too ridiculous to keep the name of the most jinxed English sportsman.

The article I found refers to the 'day that Henmania died'. Shame, I do feel sorry for them. There never was Henmania, my darlings. He never was good enough. You were clutching at straws and I think deep down inside you all knew he would never win at Wimbledon. You should never have named it Henman Hill because you would ALWAYS line yourself up for this awkward moment. God, it's awkward. It's so sad. And pathetic.

Good luck, Murray - enjoy the pressure next year.

Here we see Timiny, wearing his trademark gum-guard.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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