As Brad's beautiful sperm dance with Angelina's stunning eggs
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I am always amazed at how fast things happen in movie land. Just yesterday we were reading about Brad giving Aniston the boot, and now we see Angelina's basically got a small ocean going vessel inside her body. At this rate she'll probably have the baby next Wednesday.

I didn't want to write about this story because it's already been mentioned everywhere else. Even our local papers were relatively quick on the uptake. But then I found this pic and I was pretty blown away.

"Yes, Maddox has been praying for several days now"

I mean really, that is a helluva bump. Shame, look at the guy in the yellow T-shirt - he's literally melting from her beauty. He's thinking "I can be Brad". And to the bottom right of the picture is Jolie's adopted Cambodian child, Maddox. He seems a little bit older than the ones I have under my floor boards who work 23 hours a day churning out flip flops for my mates - and all surf shops in the Western Cape.

I always said that Brad and Jennifer would have a beautiful child, but now I think we're talking about the real deal. At least this child won't inherit Anniston's puppy-dog-skew-smile-raised-eyebrow expression that is getting a little bit tiring now. I'm surprised the Discovery Channel hasn't paid millions to attach a mobile ultrasound unit to Jolie's belly so as to keep an eye on the development of the World's most beautiful human being. I think it's important for science and the World. It's great for kids too as it will enforce the importance of physical beauty when reproducing. Something that has been largely ignored in areas such as Kalk Bay.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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