For giving us this beautiful man to laugh at
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I've been sitting here for a while now, thinking of the funniest things to say with regards to this article. But there is no need. This shit sells itself. Boys and girls, we are truly blessed. I want you to read through these lyrics and, only once you've done that, I want you to download the leaked sample of Mr Britney Spears, Kevin Federline's new single, "Y'all Aint Ready". This is the one that Britney mocked him about. She said he would sell 100, maybe 1,000 copies (article here). Well, if Britters can mock him, I think we should bloody well do the same. Kevin, you're right, we AREN'T ready.

"And this is me and your daddy on our honeymoon"

 
"Ya'll Ain't Ready" by K-Fed.

I should be saying
Keep my damn name out of your mouth
But you people keep increasin' my change amount

So, go ahead and say what you wanna
I'm going to sell out, turn around and then I'm gonna

I know you wish you was in my position
'Cause I keep getting in situations that you wish you was in
'Cause I'm not your brother
Not your uncle
I ain't your daddy too
Stepping in this game and you ain't got a clue

My prediction is that y'all gonna hate me
And this style that we create straight 2008

But I know that you really can't wait
'Cause people are always asking me
When's the release date?
Well maybe baby you can wait and see
Until then all these paparazzi are following me

Getting anxious go take a peek
I'm starring in your magazine now every day of the week

Back then
They called me K Fed
But you can call me Daddy instead

Back then
They called me K Fed
But you can call me Daddy instead

Yes, you read those last two stanzas correctly. He would appreciate it if you referred to him as "Daddy" from now on.

Click HERE to download Keving Federline's sample single 'Y'all aint ready'.

Brace yourselves...

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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