And threatens to kill him
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Well, not really. But he did have a fight with the now brainwashed Katie and told the once-cool Tom Cruise, "You're no good". He was referring to Cruise knocking up Katie, getting married and getting her to convert to Scientology. Something I would probably also have a problem with. Obviously I'm not a parent so I can't fully comprehend what it feels like. Although I do have a house mate, Mark, and I suppose I'd be pretty pissed off if Cruise made him pregnant, maried him and get him to convert to Scientology.

So he told him he was 'no good'.

"You're no good"?.......... Is that it? If Martin Holmes (Marty) wasn't a hard core Catholic he would have probably said something a bit more meaningful. Something like, "You're a fuck-nut freak". Or maybe just, "Fuck you, Charlie Babbitt!"

Personally I would have said, "Son, my daughter lives in a body that has a vagina and that vagina needs to be guarded by men with condoms. Who's gonna do it? You? You, Pacey? I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom. You weep for L. Ron Hubbard and curse psychiatric medicine; you have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know: that prescription drugs, while tragic, probably saved lives and that their existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives.
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want a condom on that penis, you need a condom on that penis! We use words like sanity, medicine, safe-sex. We use then as the backbone of a life trying to defend lunatics like yourself. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very daughter I provide and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said "thank you," and went on your way. Otherwise, I suggest that you pick up a morning-after-pill and give up Scientology. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to."

Is that an alien in your tummy, or are you just happy to see me?

Speculation is still abound as to how Cruise actually impregnated Katie. I doubt he used his actual penis. I'm pretty sure his penis fell off and was bronzed many years ago - like my Mother did to my sandals I used to wear as a kid. I don't know what is more worrying - your Mother actually bronzed your sandals, or having a constant reminder on the mantle piece of the footwear your Mother used to make you wear.

We're losing focus here - catch the original story at MSNBC

Seth Rotherham
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