Katie Holmes's ex is on another level
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Here we see Katie during happier times. A time when she had actual control over her thoughts. Next to her is her ex boyfriend, Chris Klein. You'll remember Chris as the sensitive 'Ostreicher' in the movie, American Pie. I think he banged Mena Suvari in that movie, if my memory serves. Anyway, we don't read much about the apparent clown, but I certainly wish we did. It turns out the guy doesn't give a flying fuck and is PARTICULARLY hilarious.

I'll get right to the funniest quote from our boy from a recent interview:

"I only date 8 to 10's"

Jesus, Chris! (Not Christ, Chris. I didn't leave out a 't'. It was directed at Chris) That's confidence, my boy! When asked if he cooks for his dates, his reply was:

"I don't need food to impress, man, It's a flash of a smile and a nice conversation. And at the end of the day, she's cooking the food."

Whaaaah!!! Get a load of this guy! But wait, there's more! When asked about his thoughts on women gaining weight while they're going out with him, our little hilarity had this to say:

"I'm not tolerant of that at all.When a woman isn't feeling good about herself and you combine that with her period, eventually she'll ask you if you like her body. You have to say no."

For me, 'I'm not TOLERANT of that' pretty much knocked me off my chair. I had NO idea that Chris Klein had this vibe about him. It's fucking hysterical! Oh, you don't think there could be more? Sit tight, my love, enjoy this one:

"The time it really hurt was when a stranger called me an asshole. I was just trying to tell this chick to get lost. I try to treat all women with respect whether they're pretty or ugly. I want to be nice and be like, 'Wow, thanks for the attention. But get out of my face.'"

Whaaaaaah!

He describes picking up chicks as a "predator-prey situation" and admitting he stays "very closed off until a woman deserves to know me completely."

'DESERVES' to know me completely!

No, no. That is it! I am finished! This guy is too much. Honestly, put a fork in me, I'm done.

(Article via MSN)

Seth Rotherham
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