Get your bikinis on girls!
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The response to LALESSO's cheeky little shorts featured in an earlier article, was nothing short of RADICAL! It is for this reason AND the fact that I just love LALESSO's shorts and bikini's and vibe, that I think it important to tell you about their sale they are currently having.

YES! YES!
MORE! MORE!

Yip, those are the shorts we chatted about last time. Aren't they just the shit? Please GO TO THE SALE URGENTLY and get those shorts, my little angels. Please, for Daddy!

Oh but wait, there is MORE! I also found out that PRICES START AT R10 AND WITH EVERY PURCHASE YOU GET A FREE BIKINI! (while stocks last)

That's right! You heard me - FREE fucking bikinis!

God, I love bikinis! In fact, I think I love laLesso. I want laLesso inside me.

Have a look at this.

For those of you who know your stuff, they're even selling Topshop stock and the new 2008 range. If you're a guy and you're clever, you'll be there too. It's too easy - snap up some Christmas prezzies and summer clothing for your angel and you mom at wholesale prices! You'll be a hero!

God, what a wonderful concept! What a wonderful day!

Here are the details:

The sale is on FRIDAY
From 12h00 to 18h00
112 Buitengracht St
411 The Studios (opp. Heritage sq. Just before FTV Cafe)

Go there now, angels, PLEASE!

This is SUCH good news. I'm so exited!

IN FACT, because I don't currently have a girlfriend, I will PERSONALLY spend R500 on one of you. Do you like the sound of that? Me too. This is how it will work. If you think you're cute, send me a pic of YOU (don't cheat, it won't work out) in something summery and my favourite entry will be escorted on a R500 shopping visit with to LALESSO! AWESOME! Let's get our bikinis on, girls!

Email to editor@2oceansvibe.com

GO GO GO!!!

 

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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