Now the fun begins - watch this space
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We can finally tune in again to the story about Madeleine McCann who was "kidnapped" a few months back in Portugal whilst her folks chowed dinner across the way.

The story has got weirder and weirder by the day, with the cops SUDDENLY finding a spot of blood in the apartment the child was sleeping in THREE MONTHS after they started the investigation.

Huh? Are you fucking kidding me?

Not only that, the McCann parents have vowed to stay in Portugal until they find "Maddy." I can't help but wonder how someone is able to just chill out in a holiday resort until they find something. How does one do that? Are they millionaires? No, they're not. And we also have to keep in mind the HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF POUNDS that has been donated to help them out during this investigation - to keep them "afloat" as it were.

Ja, whatever. I am compelled to announce to you that the mother, Kate McCann, is officially being declared a suspect today. Oh yes! Party time!

I am absolutely fine with that and believe we are about to experience one of the most AWESOME murder stories of our time that will eclipse the likes of Fred and Rosemary West. Trust me. Keep an eye on this shit - it's going to be massive. Look at this face - what do you think?

Satan?

Please man! This chick will rip your kidney out with her left hand whilst she finishes off a big mac with the other.

This story is going to be too hot to handle - too cold to hold. We won't jump to conclusions, but can you imagine? Yu! After the entire GLOBE helped to find the child. Mm mm mm, it's going to be off the hizzo.

Good luck, Kate. If that's you REAL name.

Seriously, good luck. We're not going to point fingers, yet.

Bundy.
 

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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