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Wow. Look what we've gone and done. Ignite are re-launching their Saturday night mental evenings. They're calling it the Night of Sexy Funk. Apparently it's going to be are to the eye DICULOUS.

Cover charge is R30 for idiots and FREE TO ALL 2OCEANSVIBE READERS.

I know, I know, I know - give me a fucking break - that's ludicrous.

When you get to the Ignite entrance, tell them that you're on the 2oceansvibe guest list and the rest will take care of itself. And when you do it, don't be pathetic. Say it like you're expecting the bouncer to fall at your feet before you get to "vibe". Don't be scared to hold out your arm for a stamp with your head looking towards the ceiling and your eyes rolled back.

Practice now.

Tilt your head back.....

Seriously......do it.

Tilt your head back...

Roll your eyes back so they're looking at your eye brows..

[ok, I've just realised that you can't read this at the same time. So read it through and THEN do it]

So.....tilt your head back...

Roll your eyes back so they're looking at your eye brows..

Open your mouth slightly like you're incredibly bored...

Hold your left arm out straight, palm facing up...

I normally tap my left foot and whisper, "Christ" under my breath at this point. But that's up to you...

If other people at the Ignite entrance ask if they can use the same list, just tell them that they can try, but people will probably judge them for it.

If you're an idiot, and want to buy tickets, call Renzo on 082 555 9111.
But seriously, there is a 2oceansvibe guest list. Seriously.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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