You'll be very pleased you did
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I was walking around the SuperSpar in Sea Point the other day with The Roofer - just buying some stuff and judging various people. Being a big food fan, The Roofer spotted something edible.

"Hello! What's this?!" he shrieked.

NonPareil biltong - interesting....

We turned it around, upside-down and all around, trying to make sense of the contents. There were no clear parts to the packaging and we were therefore unable to confirm the similarity of the INCREDINLY AMAZING front picture, to that of the contents. We couldn't let this pass and had no option but to wing it. What the fuck does "Non Pareil" mean, anyway? I did some research and apparently it means "having no equal." Hmm, I'll be the judge.

We got back to The Paris Hilton House and snipped off the top of the pack. OH MY GOOD LORD! It was IDENTICAL to the picture on the front of the packaging.

"This is like....amazing," announced The Roofer in between mouthfuls, on the verge of tears.

I am happy to report that it truly is amazing. And that is why I am writing this for you this morning. To let you know that you have nothing to fear. You've seen it before and you were too scared to buy it. Don't be. It's gorgeous. Absolutely stunning! It is VERY possible that this biltong has "no equal." A round of applause. Well done, guys.

Buy it.

Enjoy it.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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