If the real Paris Hilton's porn video wasn't enough for you
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And so it came to pass that Paris Hilton lookalike, Natalie Reid, posed for Playboy. I must admit that I can't fully get my head around it. I struggle to get turned on by pretending that someone naked is someone else. I mean, are we meant to get turned on by Natalie Reid? Or is the idea to pretend that she is Paris Hilton? If so, is it not enough that we have REAMS of actual video footage of the REAL Paris Hilton in black and white, colour and night vision, genuinely doing EVERYTHING and more than we could ever possibly conjure up in our dirty little minds using the fake Paris Hilton Playboy spread?

You may or may not know that I spent two weeks with Michael Schumacher a few years back on a film set. They were shooting an ad for some German product. I was there as his double - not that they used me in the end. The point is I was never asked to do a nude spread for any magazine, let alone Playgirl. Not that I would have. Well, unless the money was right I suppose. I wonder how much You magazine and Huisgenoot would pay me for a naked spread? I wonder how much they would pay Michael Schumacher to do a naked spread as a Seth Rotherham lookalike? He would probably be paid less to be my double than I would get to be his double, because Seth Rotherham is not as famous as Michael Schumacher.

Ok, we're losing track here. Whilst we are in no way a soft porn website, we do find it very necessary to publish these pics as it is without a doubt a feature of current topical conversation. Not that Di Data give a fuck, the (quite necessary at times) swearing on this website is enough for them to brand us pornographic AND satanic. Please find pics of Natalie 'Paris Hilton' Reid below. Click small images to see their bigger counterparts. These are CLEARLY NSFW.

Hello little Miss naughty!

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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