Our favourite little tart gets a little spaced out maaan
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The fine journalists at the Daily Mail have done it again and found a fault with Paris Hilton. Just when we thought Paris Hilton was squeaky clean and conservative, they go and RUIN that image for us by busting her this week with marijuana (not to confuse the locals, this substance is, in fact, "dagga") in her handbag at a fashion show of sorts in Milan. That really has ruined the image I had of her. I mean, I know about the video I have on my hard drive of her taking it from behind as well as the subsequent money-shot, but I didn't in my wildest dreams imagine that she would go THIS route. Good heavens! SHE IS FINISHED!!!

Pazza arriving at the event. Cackling.
Clearly ZONKED out of her head

Good Lord! Look at that!

Obviously Pazza denied it was weed. Her publicist's response was an absolute corker! Enjoy: "Things are not always as they appear. It would be unfair to draw any conclusions based solely on these photos".

I LOVE IT!!! Things are not always as they appear!!!!

Brilliant response! Kate Moss should have said the same thing! But I won't say anything nasty about Kate Moss because I like her and I was quite taken by Hello Magazine's article on her and Pete. Whilst their hedonistic lifestyle is not ideal, I am jealous of their raw, crazy, passionate love they have for each other.

Would you like another glass of wine?

People are speculating as to whether or not it is weed. Of course it's fucking weed you idiots.Look, it's not the same as Judah's and certainly doesn't hail from Swaziland, but it's not cherry tobacco, I'll tell you that much! And anyway, did everyone just forget these old family album pics of Pazza?

Hold it in for 10 seconds, Greg

Mm...mm...mm..look at you... you're GAFFED!

God, you'd love Cape Town.

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Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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