Why would you do that?
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I was going to write an article about the astounding fact that Francois Pienaar asked Nelson Mandela to be his kid's Godfather, but I thought I would get out of town instead. And, anyway, it's none of our business.

So I got a brand new bag of weed from Judah, facefucked Woolworths in Gardens, called ahead to Mavis to pack my bag, picked it up, basically rail-slid Chapman's Peak and trundled through Noordhoek a little further to one of the Cape's original sleepy hollows, Scarborough.

'Ell that's stunning! Look at that!

I just thought I'd run away this weekend and find myself. I brought some Badedas and there is a wood burning fireplace.

God I'm deep.

I do like it here. The iPod is on random and has just stumbled upon one of my mother's favourite albums, "Bilitis". I had it around me often as a kid and for years I was completely oblivious to the image on the album cover. The album was always a blur - one of mum's albums - rubbish - mood music. Looking at the cover never occurred to me. Until I was about 12 and looked at it and realised that there was a photograph of two lesbians showing a bit of tit, in my house, for the last 5 years and I never knew! It was probably the first piece of porn I ever had. And it belonged to my MOTHER. Jesus! Anyway, it's quite relaxing and I do enjoy it now. (The Music AND the lesbian pornography).

You go right ahead, ladies.

I'll tell you another time about the photos my mother emailed me THIS YEAR of her new dolls house.

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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