Size 16 tuck box makes Miss England finals
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Oh God, here we go again! It's a "triumph" for fat girls everywhere! The Daily Mail reports on Chloe Marshall, the hungry 17-year-old who has defied her critics and made it into the finals of Miss England 2008. In the article, she claims that she she eats well, jogs and swims. That's nice. They didn't mention the fact that she is also a liar.

Ta-daa!

I said "here we go again" at the beginning of this article with reference to this recent moral high ground trend we find in televised competitions, where everyone gets behind the underdog to win - usually the most overweight person in the group. It's SO boring! When are they going to take it back to the old school, where the winner was the hottest little spunk who gave the judges the most head?

Like our local Idols competition that one year when the whole of South Africa decided to vote for that grape picker from Elgin. Or Ceres. Wherever - you know the one. Big girl. What's her name again? KAREN! That's it! Karen KORTJE! Whaaah - that was fucking SPECIAL! Chrrrist! It made everyone feel so good about themselves to vote for the chick with the best voice, even if she was a bit of a heifer. What happened after that? Two words - FUCK ALL! You'll be lucky if you find her alongside Anke at the bottom of the Waterfront escalators. She doesn't look like a pop star and she's never going to be a pop star.

And honestly, with regards to this Miss England shit, I really don't think it's a good idea. What about all the young impressionable girls out there? Now they're going to think that carbs are their friend! That can't be good?

We need order here - everyone seems to be running amok!

Read more about Chloe here.

She's actually got quite a nice face. You can see that she enjoys it.


Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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