As the New York Giants take on the unbeaten New England Patriots
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It's all fucking happening on Sunday when the New York Giants take on the New England Patriots in this year's NFL Super Bowl. I love New York to death but spent far too much time growing up and holidaying in Martha's Vineyard, Cape Cod and Boston; to ignore the Patriots.

Fucken GO PATRIOTS!

New York Giants vs. New England Patriots LIVE Monday 01h00, ESPN (Channel 230 on DSTV)

Ja so anyway I thought I'd find out some facts about the Super Bowl and general American excess for your brain's pleasure. Enjoy this :

If the Patriots win, it will mean they have enjoyed an unbeaten season. The first time ever.

The Super Bowl attracts a worldwide audience of at least 90 million.

Over 40% of the Super Bowl audience is female.

The Super Bowl is the second largest eating holiday of the year (after thanksgiving).

On game day, Americans eat 15,000 tons of chips.

They also quietly chow 4,000 tons of popcorn.

If you lined them up, bumper to bumper, the string of popcorn would ring the earth five and a half times.

Enjoy this one, 5.4% of the yearly US avocado crop is used to make guacamole for the day of the Super Bowl (25 million kilos).

The rate of car accidents in the US increases 41% in the 4 hours after the Super Bowl.

30 seconds of commercial time for this year's Super Bowl costs $2.7 million (call it R19 million).

That's around $86,000 a second. (R600,000 a second).

"NFL" and "Super Bowl" and "Super Sunday" are trademarked by the NFL. Promoters not sanctioned by the NFL must refer to the event as...

THE BIG GAME.

What a lag. So anyway, on a far more serious note, we'll end off with one of the New England Patriots cheerleaders. Please enjoy Jessica Wanzie.

Jessica Wanzie
New England Patriots cheerleader
and sexual beacon

That, my friends, is the real fucking deal. That is a REAL cheerleader. Pure and All-American. Born for this role. Groomed for this role. Look at her - Christ, this chick could be a part time model. She would have been the cheerleader that was boning the high school quarterback. She would almost DEFINITELY have been the prom queen as well. Probably two years in a row.

Fat chicks hated her at school.

She used to mock them and laugh at them.

She drove a convertible.

The fat chicks went on the bus.

The cheerleader used to overtake the bus in her BMW - laughing and pointing at the fat chicks on the bus.

It was such a hoot!

Then one day the fat chicks came into school with guns and blew the fucking place apart.

The Superbowl is LIVE on ESPN on Monday morning in South Africa.

Channel 230 on satellite.

01h00.

I know..

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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