Just as comfortable at a Camps Bay 21st as he is amongst stellar bodies
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No, is the answer.

There is NO limit to The TBG's (Tall Blonde Guy) magic.

I am once again without words.....

In this most recent mind-boggling TBG sighting, we come a millimeter closer to understanding this romantic symbol of all that is good and stunning in the world. One day he is with God, discussing important matters such as a possible change to the phases of the moon, and the next day he is AMONGST us, the little people, AT A 21ST NO LESS!

Aaah, the glory that is...

The TBG effortlessly switches into 21st mode

Hi Seth,

Being an avid reader of 2oceansvibe I have always wanted the TBG to grace me with his presence. I thought I had a slim chance BUT praise the Lord (or is it praise be to the TBG?) I spotted him at a friend's 21st.

This is how it went down...

I was attending a 21st in Camps Bay. It was very casual and the party was just getting revved up. Many people had headed downstairs to check out the rugby, and I thought I might as well too.

When half time came I started to maneuver my way back to the partay. As I turned, I noticed a stunningly tall, striking blonde man. Then it hit me like a Mathlete at a frat party. IT WAS THE MAN WHO GOD HAS ON SPEED DIAL!
I was flabbergasted! I started shaking with excitement!

As we all moseyed back upstairs I made my friend take a picture of me, DD Boy and the TBG. He was very sweet, and man can he party!

Later on in the aand he was grooving on the dance floor like Disco Dancing Rick. Seriously pulling out some moves that I never thought possible, maybe only like Johnnie T in Saturday Night Fever.

Moments later he had vanished, and I saw a light crossing the Camps Bay strip. The ocean parted in a display of Godly like power, and the TBG was gone, probably to somewhere like Nazareth. I bet as I type he is dragging a bag of rice from a rice paddy, up a hill, to feed the little starving Cambodian children that Seth imports to use under his floorboards for the summer flip flop season.

Man he is cool. So suave. So elegant. So serene. I actually feel like a better person after being in his presence. Thanks be to the TBG!

Brittany O
xxx

Brittany, you are one VERY luck little girl! Do you know that? I think you DO! And thank you for your account of the occasion. Just what we needed - a thorough description. Every little detail is important - we don't want to miss a thing when these rare moments are granted.

And just as I thought! He just went right ahead and danced with everyone else at the party - with moves that defy gravity.

Not that gravity is an issue for the great man.

He could chill out on the ceiling if he felt like it.

His drink wouldn't spill either - Kryptonite can be drunk upside down.



Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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