"The Hottie and The Nottie" pulls in $27,696 on first weekend [permalink]
Paris Hilton's new movie, the hideously titled "The Hottie and The Nottie", has surpassed all expectations and turned $27,696 in the first three days of it's release. It's a shocker. I've lost that much change in my car. It earned in thousands what Titanic earned in millions on its first weekend. Hilton's flick was released on 111 screens, which equates to $250 per screen. That's like the price of a sandwich at Melissa's.
Shocker
And then, towards the end of last week we learn that imdb.com, planet earth's movie database and thermometer, has received enough bad votes from users for Hilton's movie to rank it stone last. That's right - the worst movie of all time. It currently scores her movie 1.1 out of 10 after 4,500 votes. Yu!
Shame, man. I just don't get it. You almost want her to fluke a movie that happens to be fucking hilarious. As much as you hate her, you really gotta feel for someone who goes on Letterman before the movie launches and claims that its the next There's Something About Mary. Yip, that's what she said.
Check out this video of her return to Letterman's show after he PUNISHED her the last time following her release from jail.
