Seth's Christmas gift #1
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Our friends at Splattermail said they would be doing all of their Christmas shopping on this website. While I certainly am a massive fan of semi see through female underwear, I did have something else in mind for Christmas. Just the one thing, really. I was paging through the latest Wallpaper magazine and came across this beautiful accessory.

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What the fuck is that, I hear you ask. Let me tell you. It is called the "Vice Case" and is made by S.T. Du Pont. When the main panel is opened, the two clasps reveal the following: four whisky tumblers and a decanter by Baccarat, a mini humidor for cigars, cigarettes, a lighter, cigar cutter, secret drawer, two sets of cards, four dice, chips, and a games set.

WOW!!! Now everyone can be James Bond. Or a Russian guy in one of the Bond films! Imagine quietly pulling round to a buddy's house with that little guy in hand! And yes, you are 100% correct - you did read the words 'secret drawer'. God, it's perfect! What would YOU store in the secret drawer? Personally, I'd like to squeeze in the four Cambodian kids I have working under the floorboards at home. They would probably fit too! Imagine it! You're downing a couple of Scotch's over a game of Blackjack, with a Cuban cigar in your hand when, suddenly, brand new slip slops are being produced at 5 pairs a minute - from the secret drawer! My friends would be so impressed!

Stunning!


"Is that your laptop, Sir?"
"No, no, it's just a binge facility"

I think the sad thing about this beautiful device is that Hunter S Thompson never got to see it. Chr*st! Can you imagine what he would have put in the secret drawer!

So why don't you lot put some money together (5,000 Pounds is the price tag) and spoil Seth?

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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