As the World continues to learn about wild animals
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It's not that long ago that we published an article entitled "Seal of Disapproval" which touched on the woman who thought she would roll a live wild seal back into the ocean. Funnily enough, the seal, which was fast asleep before she start to roll it like a rolling pin, bit her nose off. Obviously the seal's lack of gills was not enough to convince the woman that it could breath on land. Shame, if she didn't have the understanding at her age (grandmother) to stay away from wild animals with teeth, God knows what else she didn't know. I'm not saying she is as bad as Jacob Zuma, who felt he didn't need a condom when having sex with a woman he knew was HIV positive (are the papers ever going to ave a chat about this?), but I think it's pretty bad nonetheless.

Sir Paul McCartney has joined the group of people who think cute wild animals actually double up as the cute cuddly toys that resemble them. It seems that seals are a particular problem area for people who have never encountered wild animals before. Here, surprisingly, we see Sir Paul and his angel being absolutely horrified and shocked at the attack by a cute little fluffy white seal.

Please don't eat me, I am the walrus

What in God's name would make this animal attack a human? Was it not raised with dogs and cats? Does it not eat Epol and lie by the fire? How bizarre! This WILD animal has completely lost it's mind! Why doesn't it want to snuggle?

Please could all the people of the world read this: BE CAREFUL OF WILD ANIMALS, THERE IS A GOOD CHANCE THEY WILL ATTACK YOU. WHEN THEY DO, YOU WILL LOOK LIKE A TIT.

This further proves that The Beatles got all their subject matter from LSD, rather than actual living things. Did you even meet a walrus?

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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