Camps Bay sees another blow to the ever weaker Eastside
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The glory days of the Camps Bay Strip's Eastside are looking well and truly over, as the Westside increases its stranglehold of The Strip's eating/drinking market share. Whilst it clutches onto the coattails of Paranga restaurant, and with the gradual raping of Blues Restaurant's soul and the bastardising of the restaurants below next to Pick n Pay, the last thing the Eastside fuckshow needed was even more additions to the ever powerful Westside of The Strip.

I'm talking about the new development going on next to Bayside Cafe - where the old pharmacy used to be - three doors down from Camps Bay's heartbeat, Caprice. You might have noticed a bit of activity going on and you're probably wondering what they're putting in there?

Westside story

I'll tell you....

Four words - Kauai, Colcacchio, Vida-e, Chuckleberries.

Nice. I wonder if the TBG will be spotted at this new Vida...

Quick favour, could Kauai change their menu whilst they're at it? You've only got two items at the moment - the Princess and the Gem.

Bayside, you're gonna have to raise your game with Colcacchio Pizza moving in. You can start by refusing to hire staff from whatever 50's-diner-timewarp you get them from.

Can't say much about the Jo'burg burger joint, Chuckleberries - so I won't.

All I know is the Caprice renovations and new menu will be finished in the next month and that's MORE than enough for me to get my head around.

The Lawyer raised a good point today and I won't even begin to talk about how enjoyable parking is going to become. I suggest a little Eurojet scooter to get you around during the summer.

Oh, one more thing.....

Who do we have to blow to get an ATM installed down that side?
 

Seth Rotherham
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2oceansvibe.com
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