And for THAT, I will wash your feet - verbally
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My dear, dear readers,

I am standing before you, humbly apologising for neglecting you.

You arrived at work on Monday morning and you were fed up that the weekend had ended so prematurely. Somehow you knew that you were robbed of a day between Friday and Monday. Something seemed very unfair. You checked your email and poked your nose into 2oceansvibe. You noticed that Friday's article was still up and you were slightly annoyed that Seth hadn't prepared something for you to chew on. Although annoyed, you were confident that something would be up on the website by lunch time.

Lunch time came and there was still no article. You were starting to feel slightly used at that stage.

You cannot see it from where you are now, but I am typing with one hand and holding a brush in my other hand, with a bowl of water in front of me. I am disgusted in myself and I am washing your feet - verbally - and hope you can accept my apology.

But people don't accept apologies these days, do they? Noooooo Sir! That is not enough these days. These days people don't even want to hear the reason why you did what you did, or said what you said.

So I'm just going to have to step up security around the safe house and wait for World War 3 to begin.

Is that what people want? World War 3?

Watch the World very closely my darlings. It's coming to a head and we've all got ringside seats.

  

IN OTHER NEWS: In what is rumoured to be an eight figure deal, The Pope has commissioned Adriaan Vlok to wash the feet of all Muslims the world over. The cloth to be used will be a special 'thick skinned' chamois leather taken from the arse of Manto Tshabalala-Msimang.

  

Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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