As he ramps a traffic island in Goodwood at 9am on a Monday
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Words fail me. But I'll try..
Former ANC Chief Whip, Tony Yengeni, was caught drunk-driving yesterday morning at 9am in Goodwood. As we know, cops can't just pull over anyone they feel like. There is a process they follow and it needs to be carried out to the letter, beginning with suspicion. There must be cause for suspicion. I don't know them all, but I know that going through a red light would constitute a valid reason to pull someone over. But today we have learnt another.
It seems that RAMPING A TRAFFIC ISLAND is also cause for concern, and it was this very reason that local cops decided to pull over Tony Yengeni.
They were right on the money, as our boy apparently REEKED of alcohol! He was taken for tests and released on R500 bail.
Yengeni simply MUST have been at Caprice, as I can't imagine where else someone could party THAT hard to still be pissed at 9 in the morning on a Monday! Only Caprice rocks that hard on a Sunday night. He obviously went from Cappers in his black BMW (racist?) STRAIGHT to Grand West casino in Goodwood and then on to his final stop on the traffic island.
A dramatisation of the events that unfolded
It should be mentioned that Tone is currently out on parole for a previous fraud conviction involving a Mercedes-Benz and a big bag of lies. (Umm, that was when he slaughtered that cow, which ended up on the front pages). His parole conditions include his "not being allowed liquor or drugs - except those prescribed by a doctor - until September next year." It is for this very reason that he told the arresting officers that he had taken "flu medication."
WHAAAH! Good one, Tony! That'll work. I'm surprised no-one else uses that one to get off the hook - it's brilliant! And there I was using the old excuse of the magic dragon that flew along the highway next to me and spat tequila into my car's air vents!
I love the way he cannot use any drugs "except those prescribed by a doctor" UNTIL September next year! So any LSD, acid or coke will have to wait for a few months!
The hits just keep on coming..
Full story, if you give a fuck, here..
thanks simon
Seth Rotherham
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