If you're wearing a skirt
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Just when I'm getting bored about writing about Jay Z, I get spoon fed another little pearler. If I may:
"When she came to me in a skirt after those talks I referred to earlier on, well, it told me something"......(wait for it)...... "I realised, well, there is something she is after, because of these things. Maybe she is trying to send a certain message to me by these actions"
so he fucked her..
Marijuana is a funny thing. It does different things to different people. For me it is particularly useful right this very moment as I try to come to terms with what is actually coming out of this Zuma trial. Jacob Zuma, on the other hand, seems to use a combination of marijuana and TIK which allows him to receive sexual signals from anything he claps eyes on. Please don't let him come to Caprice in Camps Bay, he'll be fucking everyone!
"Ok, that's it! I'm going to have to fuck you now"
"Ndaku betha!"
I love his method of making up bullshit. Basically he is saying that you can rape someone and then say that she served you coffee in a restaurant earlier that day and BENT OVER TO PICK SOMETHING UP!!!
"Ooops! She dropped something on the ground! Yup, she wants me! I think what I'll do is fuck her later on today!"
So, to recap....... according to Jacob Zuma:
You can have sex anytime with a woman, as long as she is wearing a skirt. Furthermore, you are allowed to have sex with her even if she is a lesbian, with AIDS, without a condom and (as an added bonus) you can go right ahead and ejaculate inside her!
AWESOME
Thanks Jay Z. Your world rocks!
Seth Rotherham
Editor
2oceansvibe.com
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