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  • SCARLETT JOHANSSON IS MARRIED

    29 Sep 2008 by Seth Rotherham in Celebrities

    I swear to God. This is not a hoax. Scarlett Johansson married Van Wilder star, Ryan Reynolds this weekend. All this, while Paul Newman was dying.

     

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    I cannot confirm what effect this will have on marriage certificates which feature Scarlett Johansson under the “Celebrity Indiscretion” clause. You know, the part of your prenup / marraige certificate which let’s each spouse choose one celebrity they are ALLOWED to have one-off sex with, should the opportunity arise.

    I know The Advertising Guy chose Johansson, so I’m not sure what will happen there. Unless, of course, she had The Advertising Guy’s name down as well – then they can go ahead with that I reckon.

    Judging by this pic, I’d say that some girls out there may have had Scarlett’s new husband down as well.

     

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    You’ll be interested to learn that Ryan Reynolds used to be engaged to Alanis Morissette – the psychopath that brought us the electrifying, yet terrifying album Jagged Little Pill.

    I think we all agree that Scarls is a definite upgrade. Especially seeing as she is 23.

    Alanis is like a million years old.

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