Just when we thought 2009 was going smoothly, this happens! The bizarre helmet religious war continues, as we take in images from this, an unprecedented attack at a Groot Constantia wine tasting.

Readers are warned that the following image may cause vomiting.

An incredibly thick-skinned cyclist
parades indoors with his helmet on

Now WHAT in God’s name would possess you to do that? Not only is it incredibly bad manners, but you look like a tool. That is a FACT. If it looks like a tool, and it smells like a tool..

What have we done to deserve this?

PLEASE, LEAVE OUR CHILDREN ALONE!

[thanks carmel]