Thursday, May 15, 2025

February 14, 2009

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY

 

My Valentine

VALENTINE, OH VALENTINE,

SAY YOU’LL BE MINE.

YOU’RE SOMMER MY SUNSHINE, MY MOON AND STARS,

MY AIROMA AIR-FRESHENER FROM THE OLD OK BAZAARS;

MY PERFUMED LOVE-LETTER, MY BREEZE IN THE NIGHT,

MY COFFEE, MY CREAMER, MY BLITZ FIRELIGHT.

MY CRIME-STOP, MY TRACKER, YOU’RE MY AZT,

MY PAP, MY MIELIE-MEAL, MY NANDO’S FOR FREE;

MY LAMPCHOP, MY DEWDROP, MY PARTNER IN CRIME,

MY CHILLIE, MY PEPPER, MY VETKOEK SUBLIME.

THE LIST IS JUST ENDLESS AND THAT ISN’T ALL,

YOU’RE MY SWEEPSTAKE, MY JACKPOT, MY DOP AND MY ZOL.

I SMAAK YOU, MY POPPIE, SO MUCH MORE THAN MY WIFE,

‘CAUSE, BABE, YOU’RE THE KETCHUP ON THE SLAP CHIPS OF LIFE

 

[thanks dad]