OKAY, can everyone just reLAX for a second?!
Jesus…..[tidies hair] ….the ink has barely dried on Adriana Lima’s blog article announcing that she is no longer a virgin and is MARRIED. And now we get this bullshit news about Rachel Bilson being engaged!
HUH?!
Can we not get a WEEK between announcements of awesome chicks falling for guys that don’t compare to us in the slightest?
It’s just all so RADICAL!
And look at the CRAP rock he bought her:
“CLAP” [pause for effect, head shaking slowly]
“CLAP” [and again]
“CLAP”
See you on the rebound
PLEASE, man, give me a break. She would have got shit like that in her Christmas crackers with me.
Shame.
What?
I DON’T KNOW – Who CARES what the guy’s name is!
Read more here if you want.
Oh god I just clicked that link. Don’t go there. You’ll see the guy.
He’s, like, your WORST kind of guy…
