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  • SLAVE AUCTION BEING HELD IN CAPE TOWN

    04 Mar 2009 by Seth Rotherham in Cape Town Events

    Oh my goodness gracious, now you’re talking my language! Did you say a SLAVE auction? Jesus, I’m in!

    And that’s not all – The TBG is the MC!

     

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    YES PLEASE!

     

    I tell you, there’s a lot to be said about having a slave for the day. I was around during apartheid and, although shocking and clearly an abuse of human rights, there certainly were some perks – you shouldn’t knock it ’til you try it. Especially when we’re dealing with some of the spunkiest slaves I’ve ever come across, and I’ve had MANY. Notwithstanding the pre-teen Cambodian children I have under my floorboard as I write this. But they perform one task, and aren’t actual slaves. Churning out 25 pairs of slip-slops an hour is called “manufacturing,” not “slavery.”

    Check out some pics I got of some of the slaves that YOU will be able to acquire, using a very simple form of exchange – money!

     

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    A little treat for the laydezz!
    “Alex” – 2oceansvibe’s The Dude

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    Spunky Slave – Emily
    All yours

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    Jesus! – That’s one HELLUVA slave!
    Good luck bidding for this one..

    There are LOADS more slaves to be had on the day. ALL of them hot. And all you have to do to “get” one is win at the auction. It’s too easy!

     

    20 of the HOTTEST SLAVES and a raffle sponsored by Jack Black Beer, La Lesso, Patron tequila, Waterford Vineyards, Madison clothing, Blackbird jewellery, Scar hair plus a load of others and Hamilton Russell wine on entry if you arrive on time….

    HOT BANDS, HOT PEOPLE AND A BLAST TO BE HAD!!

    The Slave Auction is being done in conjunction with the Mongolian Rally (jeez that looks AWESOME!), all to raise funds for charity. If you can’t make the Slave Auction (trust me you don’t want to make an error like that) then you can still check out the charities and donate here.

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    Slavery is alive and well, my friends.

    Be at The Assembly (Harrington Street) on March the 5th. The TBG is the MC which is reason enough to go. Finally, your moment with the great man – and he won’t be able to escape you!

    Tickets are cheap as dirt at R30
    So call Sarah on 082 795 5846 ASAP to get yours

    I’d hurry if I were you – this thing is going to be hilarious!
    EVERYONE is going
    It will be SO emboerrissing if you miss it!

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