Natalie Portman and Sean Penn were caught kissing.
Sean Penn
Quietly confident
Let’s just pause for a moment and let that sink in.
Ok. I’m sure we’re all experiencing similar emotions right now. We’re torn between the anger one feels when a favorite 27 year old starlet is exposed to a 48 year old man; and the general male camaraderie urge to give Sean Penn a high five for managing to grab a smoking hot princess, 20 years his junior.
This is how we should carry ourselves, girls.
Poised, like a ballerina.
Notice her neck…her shoulders.
Work on it.
This, from Star:
“They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms,” an eyewitness tells Star. “They came back about 45 minutes later, and that’s when I saw them making out.”
“There’s a door outside of the hotel’s Tower Bar that has a bridge to the terrace, so it’s semi-private,” the eyewitness explains. “I used that path to get to the restroom, and when I came back, I had to go through some curtains — and that’s when I interrupted Sean and Natalie! When they saw me, they were startled and quickly composed themselves.”
Hmm, we’re going to have to keep an eye on this one.
I just hope he doesn’t move too fast with my little angel.
I did claim her many years ago, so this is obviously slightly more difficult for me to deal with than, say, you.
