Our non-ex-pat readers on the continent and beyond may well appreciate a translation. The headline for the article to the top-left of the meat advert is to do with a worker who died after falling into a “meat machine.”

Nice.

Very mellow.

Hey! Look at those lamb chops for only 28 bucks!!

Are they definitely lamb? They’re not human, are they?

It’s not meat cuts taken off the guy that fell into the meat machine, is it?

I don’t mind human chops from time to time, mind.

[thanks nico]