I did the right thing and bought a pair of the limited edition Alexander Mcqueen Puma’s the other day and they’re basically incredible.

Have you ever wanted a pair of shoes inside your body more?

Daddy’s new Alexander McQueen Puma’s…
Pop Ya Collar would approve.

It’s unfortunate that making love to shoes is illegal in Camps Bay, because these puppies would have NO chance against me – especially in the state that I’m currently in.

I must say, I’m very surprised that there aren’t more shoe themed porn/snuff films on the internet. I reckon there is a massive market for that kind of stuff.

Ja.

Hey?

Where you guys going?