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  • PONDS “FLAWLESS MATTE”

    10 Jun 2010 by Seth Rotherham in Cape Town Products And Retail, Health

    I’ll just kickoff by saying that Ponds did not pay me for this. I swear to God. I found this moisturizer and I want you to know about it. I first used it when I stayed at The Fruit Farmer‘s house in Robertson last weekend for the Wacky Wine Weekend. His wife, Cate, uses it. Her skin looks like porcelain, so I gave it a bash.

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    Pond’s Moisturizer – I’m fine with it

    It’s called “Oil Control Cleansing foam,” which, in straight, means “face wash.”

    Everything about it is awesome – I have no idea what makes it go, but my face feels so goddamn fresh afterwards I can’t tell you! And with just a small amount on your hands, a bit of rubbing produces a stunning lather – with small little beads in it which act as a very mild exfoliator.

    Everyone has been commenting on my incredible “glow” (whilst remaining “matte”) and I urge you to join the Pond’s movement which I would like to kickoff right now.

    This product is not only for women, but also gay and straight men alike!

    Thank you, Cate, for the heads up.

    Or should I say the face up!!

    HAHAHAHA!!!

    Worst joke ever sorry.

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