Czech it out. Eastern Europe is blessed with public servants who not only do their job, but look great doing it. Good grief.

Members of the Public Affairs party will feature in a 2011 charity calendar posing provocatively in revealing outfits.

The party’s racy calendar comes after a record 44 women were voted into the 200-seat lower house of the Czech parliament.

Those women work in parliament? Is parliament in the Czech Republic a huge frat girl apartment stacked to the rafters with soft surfaces and massage oil? What did they do to deserve THIS?

Let’s make the Public Affairs party more of a private party, if you know what I mean…

They’ve all got my vote, IF you know what I mean…

I’d like to bring a motion before them…if you know what I mean…

I’d like to second their nomination, but of course, only if you know what I mean…

We KNOW you’re hot. Don’t lounge in a bubble bath like that. Especially not while you’re formulating policy in your head. She’s not even giving us a chance. Doesn’t the legislation/ablution combo drive you wild?

OKAY, so that was the Czech parliament in a nutshell.

So where the hell did we go wrong?

Baaa baaa baaa, Baa-Barbara-Anne…

Nosi, why so shiny?

Oe, Marthinus you coy little fox you. STOP-IT-I-LIKE-IT!

Why, and how did we allow this to happen, South Africans? There are 50 million of us, dangit. I KNOW there are beautiful AND intelligent people out there with the capacity to lead in Parliament. You pretty much have to enjoy sleeping at work, that’s all.

Hop to it. I want a decent parliamentary calendar by the year end.

[Source : Daily Mail]