If you’re trying to tell me that the journo that wrote this piece was NOT aware of what he was doing, then you’re a goddamn fool. Either that, or HE is the goddamn fool for not realising. It’s not often that you can construct a headline as perfectly as that. Our local journos obsession with the worked ‘finger’ gets us going to a certain degree – but nothing like this. Urban dictionary definition of “rimjob” after the jump.
According to urban dictionary, a RIMJOB is, “the act of orally stimulating the external anal sphincter to cause sexual arousal.”
Excellent. Although that is not what they were referring in the aformentioned article,:
Seven Inches Is Enough, RIM Tells Jobs
CANADA’S Research In Motion has fired back at Apple’s Steve Jobs over his claims that the iPhone is outselling the Blackberry and that 7-inch tablet computers have no future.
“We think many customers are getting tired of being told what to think by Apple,” RIM co-chief executive Jim Balsillie said in a blog post responding to the comments made on Monday by Jobs.
Jobs, speaking to financial analysts during a conference call, dismissed 7-inch tablets as “tweeners” saying they were “too big to compete with a smartphone and too small to compete with an iPad”.
He suggested makers of 7-inch screens “include sandpaper so users can sand down their fingers” to be able to tap onscreen keys.
Addressing concerns that the iPad had missed it 4.8 million unit target by nearly 20 per cent, selling 4.1 million units, Jobs seemed to lay the blame at the feet of rival tablet makers for not quickly bringing worthy products to markets.
Read more here.
Thank you for that. That was a special treat.
The headline, not the rimjob.
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