Bitten By A Radioactive Angel

We love mary jane. Spider-Man loves Mary Jane. We love Spider-Man. In particular, we love Emma Stone, the angel from Zombieland and Superbad, who’ll be playing Peter Parker’s love interest in the rebooted Spider-Man film.

There are some pictures of her. You might want to keep your web-shooters handy.

Despite rocking the redhead look, Miss Stone will not be playing the part of Mary Jane, but Gwen Stacey – Peter Parker’s first love. But you already knew that – you’re here because you love Spider-Man, right? Nothing to do with sexy photos of a sexy actress. Stone will be cast opposite British Andrew Garfield, our new Spider-Man; Garfield, recently voted Luckiest Man On The Planet in internal polls, can be seen in The Social Network, Never Let Me Go and Lions For Lambs. We don’t care about him, but it’s important to look like you’r giving balanced coverage.

[via Bleeding Cool]
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