See the pay-off line there? “This year over 100 people will die choking on a ballpoint pen”.

While a rather dim reflection on humanity, that statistic is sadly believable.

Of course, while we’re throwing statistics around, let’s focus on the fact there have been at least 297 air crash fatalities since August 3rd of this year deaths by starvation in Sea Point bank queues this year.

In any event, good job on separating the general fear of death and air travel, 1Time. It’s not like our fears are justified, anyhow.