#10: 50 Ways To Use Feminine Hygiene Products In A Manly Manner
#9: Anybody Can Be Cool – But Awesome Takes Practice
This book capitalises on the intrinsic fact that in order to be not only cool, but full-blown awesome, you need to look like Dawson Leery surrounded by a focus-group-approved, politically correct assortment of friends.
#8: Exercises For Gentlemen – 50 Exercises To Do With Your Suit On
#7: Knitting With Dog Hair
Better a sweater from a dog you know and love than from a sheep you’ll never meet. Truer words have never been spoken.
#6: Love + Sex With Robots
#5: Menopop – A Menopause Pop-Up And Activity Book
Who said The Change can’t be a fun experience. This book also comes with a board game called MenOland. No spice.
#4: Natural Bust Enlargement With Total Mind Power
#3: Shipping Semen – How To Have A Successful Experience
Because there’s nothing worse than an unsuccessful experience with semen.
#2: Sodomy And The Pirate Tradition
#1: Why Do I Vomit
I’m assuming that this book is filled with pages and pages of various photographs of tequila, and nothing else.
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