Julian Assange Travelled In Drag

Ja, so apparently Julian Assange travelled in drag to hide from people after him. The 1.8m super spy liked to dress up as an old woman to effortlessly glide through the world’s airports with that funny walk of his. Sometimes he’d stay in disguise for much longer than was needed. The way you hide from government “spooks” says a lot about your personality.

I must say this doesn’t come as much of a surprise. Julian Assange has creeped me out from the moment I laid eyes on him. The beady eyes, the oversize suits, the long hair. It’s just an off-centre look. A bit like that freak in Fifth Element with the Tupperware on his head.

Look, Julian did a great job with WikiLeaks and we’ll probably remember him for years to come. It’s just a shame he couldn’t hide his identity with the same vigour he did his sources.

[Source: The Register]

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