Traditionally, you hear the phrase “surf and turf”, and your brain automatically concludes that instead of getting the best of both worlds, neither the seafood nor the steak will be something special on your plate.

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it is about time you amend your perceptions of reality.

Surf, by Groupon.

Pay R180 instead of R437 for a 40-piece sushi platter at Leaf Restaurant and Bar (save %59)

And Turf, by Groupon.

Pay R99 for two 220g steak fillets served with vegtables at Vanilla, valued at R210 (save 53%)

You see that? That’s a joke, that’s what it is.

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