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  • Oasis’ Noel Gallagher Absolutely Destroys Ex ‘One Directioner’ Zayn Malik [NSFW Video]

    07 May 2015 by Kiernan in Music, Vibe, Video
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    Noel Gallagher has never been one to mince his words. This is, after all, the man who fell out so spectacularly with his own brother Liam that Oasis was forced to call it quits back in 2009.

    Someone who has recently left another rather popular band is Zayn Malik, breaking the hearts of teenage girls the world over. So what advice does straight-shooting Noel have for the former One Direction man? You can watch the expletive-laden video above, but here’s the transcript courtesy of Rolling Stone:

    It’s a strange thing for that lad to have done at that age. The greatest quote was — I laughed out loud when I read it — “I just want to be a normal 22-year-old.” Pfft. Who wants to be a normal 22-year-old?! Hang on a minute. You can be fucking anything that moves and gettin’ paid half a million dollars a week, you fuckin’ idiot. You want to be a normal 22-year-old? Have you met any normal 22-year-olds? They’re fuckin’ shit-for-brains. What are you talking about, you fuckin’ idiot? God. All those young Japanese girls suckin’ me cock. [Sarcastically] So shallow and meaningless. I’ll say this to you, Zayn: You might have wanted to be a normal 22-year-old, but you won’t want to be a normal 25-year-old [laughs].

    Gallagher went on to add another pearl of wisdom aimed at Zayn – “fuckin’ get a good accountant because life is very fuckin’ long”. Given his predisposition for hell-raising it’s something of a surprise Noel’s has lasted as long as it has.

    [source:rollingstone]

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