I never knew such a small fish had so much jizz. And I guess neither did the president of the United States of America.

On his trip to Alaska, Obama spent some time fishing at Kanakanak Beach in Dillingham. While donning a pair of orange gloves, Obama dived into the situation and examined some of the fish he had caught. And then, a salmon just started spewing its gunk all over him.

Uh-oh, what’s happening there?

The women by his side explained that the fish was spawning – or, ejaculating.

Did you see that? Something got on my shoes.He was spawning a little bit, which, generally you don’t want fish spawning on your feet.

Oh, Obama, it’s great to see that nothing gets you down.

[source: gawker]