I never knew such a small fish had so much jizz. And I guess neither did the president of the United States of America.
On his trip to Alaska, Obama spent some time fishing at Kanakanak Beach in Dillingham. While donning a pair of orange gloves, Obama dived into the situation and examined some of the fish he had caught. And then, a salmon just started spewing its gunk all over him.
Uh-oh, what’s happening there?
The women by his side explained that the fish was spawning – or, ejaculating.
Did you see that? Something got on my shoes.He was spawning a little bit, which, generally you don’t want fish spawning on your feet.
Oh, Obama, it’s great to see that nothing gets you down.
[source: gawker]
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