Not since Bill Clinton did not have sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky has an American politician’s penis been the topic of so much conversation.
Not so for the Brits however, David Cameron’s pork-loving exploits having given rise to more pig puns than any of us could deal with.
The furore around Trump’s dangly bits started when he declared publicly, during a Republican debate nogal, that he was packing some heat down under. Cue this group of protesters in Florida, who whipped up a fitting tribute to the Trumpster.
Over to Huffington Post:
Group leader Chaz Stevens said a church intern wore the costume at a Trump rally in Boca Raton on Sunday and “it was surreal.”
“The guy in the costume walks 100 feet when suddenly you hear, ‘Is that a 6-foot-tall penis?'” Stevens told HuffPost. “You have to understand, this is a tight costume and the testicle waddle.”
Stevens said the giggles kept coming until the oddly dressed intern got near the entrance of the arena.
“Then the tone changed,” Steven said. “People said we had no right to be there, even though we were doing everything legal.”
Stevens says one presumed Trump supporter was so angry at seeing the face of his chosen candidate glued to a giant penis that he tried to tear the costume to shreds.
“I said, ‘What the f*** are you doing? That’s assault!'”
Stevens and his penis-clad comrade managed to avoid injury, but he said he’s been warned about wearing the penis outfit on primary day.
Stevens claims he’s buying up as many giant penis costumes as he can and has already sent six of them to Trump’s Mar-A-Lago club in Palm Beach.
I suppose sometimes you have to speak in a language Trump and his supporters can understand, and if it takes dressing like a giant Donald Trump penis to make your point then go right ahead.
Before you go be sure to check out THESE people adorning their bodies with Trump tattoos.
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